Kristin Lems: Song Lyrics, samples

Kristin's most played song! It has garnered attention from everyone from Dr. Demento to the La Leche League....

Mammary Glands (:30 clip) Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delight You can't make cream or butter cause it's just a human udder And a natural mammalian sight. Do you wanna pay to take a peek At what drives men insane' Well they're in anthro books galore and I'm Just sure that you'll adore 'em, Even cave women have the same two simple... The men decided that a certain shape Stands out more than the rest Well they made such a major issue Women stuff their bras with tissue, Thrust shoulders back to look their best, show off their... If you're more than 36, you are desirable So don't be shy, they'll pay For once you finally sold out, you may get a center foldout They dig your dugs, you're on the way, with famous... It's a multimillion dollar enterprise But no one know what it's about If we'd think before we'd buy it We'd bust the myth, we would defy it And we might stand up and shout, 'They're only...'